TOTALLY AMAZING EXCELLENT DISCOVERY:

The redneck Bonnie and Clyde couple from that bank robbery episode of Standoff?

ARE HOYT AND LORENA FROM TRUE BLOOD.

HOYT AND LORENA. AT THE SAME TIME.

(p.s. omg i haven't watched this show in so long omg ron and rosemarie are making out omg i still can't believe they do it in real life omg omg)